S-C-A-N-D- to the A, to the L-O-U-S.

Haha, i was cycling back from work one of the evenings and i usually have my headphones in and sing to whatever as it's gone 12pm and no-ones around, its proper cycling music, i.e pendulum etc but i didnt realise a car had slowed up behind me and had rolled down the window to basically be pricks and do "bus wanker" or something. I was listening to hadouken and they came along side, at that moment it droped into BOMBSHOCK and naturally not seeing them shouted it, he shit himself, swerved and so nearly went up the curve. Jokes :') Be epic to see Hadouken at reading again too

Anyways, Loads has been going on, Mostly drunken adventures but hey, thats what the summers for

After adams birthday on the friday (last post, on like the 6th?) had work on the saturday and cycled the 7 miles in a thunderstorm, imagin i've fallen into a river and you've just about got the look i had going as i walked through browns ha, would of been fine but the rain had got to the white shirt and ruined it, the only spare was my bar managers "xs", i got into it for a laugh but they basically said, we'll be cool tonight you can go home, so headed back to the bystander as they where throwing a big do there and had a stage etc in the garden, mine and sams family where there (this being the ususals from oniells including members or breeze) + ash and all my old work friends so was an awesome night

Sunday, hit up tennis with ash at the leisure centre as usual, only mention this as it was such an epic game, 6-2 to him first set, 6-3 to me in the second, that and i ran, triped and went straight into the side netting, so funny to see.

The monday talia got back from her travels so red lion as standard with everyone, although i did get found out for destroying the vodka, really thought they would be none the wiser... lol, then headed to bridge which was a little tense for a second with me, being banned and all but it was different bouncers who didnt even take a second look so win, theres photo's of the banterous good times but after was bad, talia had gotten her drink spiked so had to carry her out, nice role reversal tbh ha but still, branos trip with harry, then la roux stole my superdry jumper, don't you just hate it when that happens? really bad times ;) ahaa

The wednesday was next, headed to pt after work to find out about events after i'd left harry at branos, i'd forgoten the golden rule of never leave drunken harry on his own, in the space of 5 minutes between seeing me and going to see talia at the bus station he had got surrounded by 6 guys who wanted his phone, he said no and got beaten up, broken nose and black eye style, bad times, besides this it was mutiny times as usual :D i haven't put the pictures up for this yet, i'll get round to it in a bit but also saw felicity too and had epic storys with a random guy outside and then the slaps game was invented, oh joy haha.

Friday, had a day shift so headed out to go and replace alice's ross's vodka from the "monday bridge tail" gave her a text and they where all having a chillout session with chinese at alice foremans summerhouse before going out, but i got a text from greg and felcity as they where heading to town, greg = priority always, so headed to the three goats for sticky toffee pudding and alpine. win
11 missed calls later i got to alice's with the plan of stick around till they left and not really drink as i needed to save funds for the festival season... however, persuation and banterous times plus 7 bottles of wine, one bottle of apple vodka, one bottle of absolute, another game of fuck you and attempting bar flare later, we all headed out to oxford. god sake, my friends are bad influences but i now have an hour gap around here where i disapeared off but re surfaced at kukui with everyone later on, theres again pictures of kukui, i like having a camera, after headed back to alices, there was lots of fighting for the sofa, red wine and eating of jelly beans but woke up in the morning and was looking for my phone (i've now lost it) and found a penalty notice in my bag for:

Urintaing in public, causing alarm and distress.
where: Mr shoe, george street
when:11:25
Details: two female members of public pointed male out to officers, male intoxicated.
Locality excluded from: Oxford and cowley
Route to leave: george street to park end... "thus rejoining and ending up in kukui" haha

£80 fine.

Wasn't smileing to much then but i do still intend to frame this under the title of "Lad", it seems to be the story of my life.

Yesterday i finally did the reading/v fest shop (although im heading to v just to sell the ticket, but taking festival stuff just incase i can't and will just have to go anyway) and managed to get everything besides a grill to go over an open fire or the chairs as they had sold out in tescos... so instead i bought a hammock. Now have you ever seen a guy try and cycle home with 2 bags full of stuff, not talking about the plastic bags, i'm talking about the big ones the super markets encourage you to buy to be greener plus a hammock. i got lots of funny looks and nearly an audience outside tescos ha

didnt do bridge monday, to which everyone was out for a friends birthday, didnt do wahoo bar with breeze and to save funds and wont be doing results night either.

however did do the pt yesterday, most was spent with ella, antonia and mike plus loads of others for bits of the night so it was just really good times.

Right, i'm heading to southampton tomorrow at 8:15 armed with the camera and festival supplys to begin my coach adventure to v, ...

Cool beans

Also two classics,
I'd put vlad the impailer but if noel fielding shows up and i sell the ticket when kasabian are headlining V, i'll hate life.