Well this one's going to be fun haha, There was always going to be at least one night this summer where i got disgustingly drunk and completely over shoot my limits but still, i'll get to that, also i'll throw in some songs i haven't been able to get out of my head this week
Not to much has been going on since the warrior dance festival, Working mainly, seen chris for N64 times, played tennis with ash, football up the field as standard and i've done my army exams (i'll leave this for another post because not everyone wants to hear it)
Saturday was such a good night though, sam returned from Majorca so met him after work at 12 and headed to wahoo bar as it was free entry, it was someone's birthday so loads of others where about but we laowed and caught up outside till around 3am? ish, was jokes but after headed to sarahs and watched superbad over banter with alice, harry and rich (he went to sleep first, consequently had a cock drawn on his face and walked home through oxford with no idea, jokes)
Me and harry walked alice home down the river to iffley which is a nice walk down memory lane tbh and would of been pretty picturesque at 6am in the morning, if we weren't all shit tired ha, but she cooked us a win breakfast (including nesquick) and we then ventured home, got back at half 9, left at 11 and had work at 12. Loved my life that day haha, it was the staff party as well that sunday, but just thought nooo so not happening and crashed out when i got back at 7
Anyways, brings me on to monday, started off by heading out to kennington in the afternoon for playfield times, although i ended up playing in socks as topman shoes as it turns out aren't meant to be used for sport and tore straight down the middle, they only have to last till friday aka payday so it isn't so bad.
home, change and quick pit stop and drink at browns to drop off my work stuff for the following day and cycled to alices in summertown for pre drinks. It was banterous times as usual, but i'm going to skip to the day after when i heard about things that went on ha
Harry thinks i didnt drink to much, i let him believe this as a) it wasn't my vodka b) he believe ester drank it all ... cough ... yeah haha, i don't usually touch the stuff as reading festival a long time ago got real messy and my body generally goes "what, are you joking? get that stuff away from me" when it catchs the smell, but absolute vodka you just can't taste, so empty stomach, half and half mixers + beer not realising how much i'd actually got through and playing the lovely drinking game of Fuck you... well got there at 9, banterous times till half past, delay of 15-20 minutes, i was gone when we left at 10. i draw a blank from here on in, how i cycled to town i don't know. Bad times
Sam Ella and Harry have filled me in on events inbetween, basically i'm banned from bridge now for a few weeks, sam as much as he tryed on our merry walk, couldn't sober me up enough to get me in and i kept trying, bad times but other stuff included playing man vs bus and giveing sam a mild heart attack and giving a lady friend from MA a head massage whilst her rugby boyfriend was stood literally next to me watching, oh bad times haha
Scary part of this night was from 12:22 onwards, i remember looking at a text at that point, it was like waking up from a dream and being given a minute or two to figure out what the hell is going on before i slip back to being completely car parked, ha then wake up again as if time had just skiped, that was a mind fuck especially at one point where i woke up mid way through being really upset for no apparent reason, i have been teased for the man tears, again harry believed it was because i didnt get into bridge, i let him believe this, but what came next was i woke up mid way through eating chicken with curry, trying to explain to harry where my bike would be, but i genuinly had no idea or memory of it, then from the taxi ride home onwards was fine
Just the phrase "drink a can of..." needs to be inserted here,
haha i love my life
spent the night at alice's after we drunkenly cooked pasta and watched porn with some mild facebook rape. Woke up the next day from the cat licking my face with no real hangover at all, watched robinhood, men in tights on video, such a win and had pizza, nesquick and lemonade for breakfast after a trip to tescos (to which i bought a cornetto as well, had to be done) whilst cleaning up the bomb sight that was alices garden and kitchen... however alice did the garden, jack her dog hates men, especially me and harry, every time she left the back door open we shit ourselfs basically as he does just leap and bite aparently
Tuesday at work was fun to say the least too haha but i did hear about all the antics at the sunday staff party, to which a friend also got banned from a pub, for the second time ha, so its not just me
anyways, won't be here now for a good few weeks, next week i have loads of paperwork to do + a friend comes back from traveling, week after im in southampton before v fest, then week after im in shropshire before reading festival, then busy from there on doing army related stuff so yeah, thats the plan for the rest of the summer
Laters
xo
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